YOU SAID:
why are my brown underpants on bright fire in the cool water beside the wooden chair
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ私の茶色のパンツは木の椅子の横の冷たい水の中で燃えているのか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why are my brown pants burning in the cold water next to my wooden chair?
INTO JAPANESE
私の茶色のズボンは、なぜ木の椅子の横の冷たい水の中で燃えているのでしょうか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why are my brown pants burning in the cold water next to my wooden chair?
Come on, you can do better than that.