YOU SAID:
Why are chimps farting on me and licking their tails
INTO JAPANESE
なぜチンパンジーは私に屁をして尻尾をなめているの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why would a chimpanzee fart and lick my tail?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜチンパンジーは私の尻尾を舐めるの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why would a chimpanzee lick my tail?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜチンパンジーは私の尻尾をなめたの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why did the chimpanzees lick my tail?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜチンパンジーは私の尻尾をなめたの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why did the chimpanzees lick my tail?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.