YOU SAID:
Why am I here? What is the point in any of this? Comedy? Learning? No. It’s a conspiracy to turn everyone Japanese.
INTO JAPANESE
どうしてここにいるの?これのポイントは何ですか?コメディ?学習?いいえ。全員を日本人にするのは陰謀です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why are you here? What is the point of this? comedy? Learning? No. It is a conspiracy to make everyone Japanese.
INTO JAPANESE
なぜあなたはここにいるのですか?これのポイントは何ですか?コメディ?学習?いいえ。全員を日本人にすることは陰謀です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why are you here? What is the point of this? comedy? Learning? No. It is a conspiracy to make everyone Japanese.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.