YOU SAID:
...Why am I Cap'n Tailhole!?
INTO JAPANESE
...船長 Tailhole はなぜですか!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
... Why is Captain Tailhole!?
INTO JAPANESE
...キャプテン Tailhole だ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
... Captain Tailhole!
INTO JAPANESE
...キャプテン Tailhole!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
... Captain Tailhole!
Well done, yes, well done!