YOU SAID:
Why am I alive? Because of poo poo.
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ私は生きているか。ためにうんち。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why do I live? For yes immediately.
INTO JAPANESE
私はなぜ住んでいるか。はいすぐに。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why do I live? Yes immediately.
INTO JAPANESE
私はなぜ住んでいるか。はい、すぐに。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why do I live? Yes, soon.
INTO JAPANESE
私はなぜ住んでいるか。はい、すぐに。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why do I live? Yes, soon.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.