YOU SAID:
Why am I alive? Because of gibberish gibberish poo
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ生きてるの?うんざりなくすぐりのために
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why are you alive? For tiresome tickling
INTO JAPANESE
なぜあなたは生きているのですか?面倒なくすぐりのため
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why are you alive? Because of tedious tickling
INTO JAPANESE
なぜあなたは生きているのですか?面倒なくすぐりのため
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why are you alive? Because of tedious tickling
That didn't even make that much sense in English.