YOU SAID:
whoever took my gosh darn computer is dead to me dude
INTO JAPANESE
私のやっかいなコンピューターを持って行った人は誰でも私には死んでいる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Anyone who brought my annoying computer is dead to me
INTO JAPANESE
私の迷惑なコンピューターを持ってきた人は誰でも私に死んでいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Anyone who brought my annoying computer is dead to me
You've done this before, haven't you.