YOU SAID:

whoever took my gosh darn computer is dead to me dude

INTO JAPANESE

私のやっかいなコンピューターを持って行った人は誰でも私には死んでいる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Anyone who brought my annoying computer is dead to me

INTO JAPANESE

私の迷惑なコンピューターを持ってきた人は誰でも私に死んでいます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Anyone who brought my annoying computer is dead to me