YOU SAID:
whoever eats cranberry sauce deserves to be abducted by the red imposter and his crew
INTO JAPANESE
クランベリーソースを食べる者は誰でも、赤い詐欺師とその乗組員に誘拐されるに値する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Anyone who eats cranberry sauce deserves to be kidnapped by the red crooks and their crew
INTO JAPANESE
クランベリーソースを食べる者は、赤い詐欺師とその乗組員に誘拐されるに値する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Whoever eats cranberry sauce deserves to be kidnapped by the red crooks and their crew
INTO JAPANESE
クランベリーソースを食べる者は誰でも、赤い詐欺師とその乗組員に誘拐されるに値する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Anyone who eats cranberry sauce deserves to be kidnapped by the red crooks and their crew
INTO JAPANESE
クランベリーソースを食べる者は、赤い詐欺師とその乗組員に誘拐されるに値する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Anyone who eats cranberry sauce deserves to be kidnapped by the red crooks and their crew
You should move to Japan!