YOU SAID:
Whoaaaaaa omg ur literally a goober doober who's just a little guy
INTO JAPANESE
おいおい、なんてことだ、君は文字通り、ただの小さな男だ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my god, you're literally just a little guy.
INTO JAPANESE
なんてことだ、あなたは文字通りただの小さな男です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my god, you're literally just a little guy.
You've done this before, haven't you.