YOU SAID:
WHOA! You will not believe that my homemade cookies are on sale for the low low price of $6.00 per batch!
INTO JAPANESE
おっ!私の自家製クッキーがバッチあたり 6.00 ドルの低低価格で販売ことを信じられないでしょう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
And I! sold at a low price of $ 6.00 per batch of my homemade cookies will not believe it!
INTO JAPANESE
私は!低販売私の自家製クッキーのバッチあたり 6.00 ドルの価格では信じられないでしょう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I! will not believe in price per batch of low selling homemade cookies $ 6.00!
INTO JAPANESE
私!低販売の自家製クッキー $ 6.00 のバッチごとの価格のことを信じないでしょう!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.