YOU SAID:
who won the one on my congestion farts!
INTO JAPANESE
誰が私の混雑オナラで1つを勝ち取った!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Who won one in my crowded farts!
INTO JAPANESE
誰が私の混雑したオナラで1つを勝ち取った!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Who won one in my crowded farts!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.