YOU SAID:
who wears short shorts? i wear short shorts!
INTO JAPANESE
誰がショートパンツを着ている?私はショートパンツを着る!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Who is wearing shorts? I wear shorts!
INTO JAPANESE
誰がショートパンツを着ていますか?私はショートパンツを着る!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Who is wearing shorts? I wear shorts!
You've done this before, haven't you.