YOU SAID:
Who wears pencils on their head like my dumb friend Jacob? That guy will never have a girlfriend.
INTO JAPANESE
私の愚かな友人ヤコブのように頭の上に鉛筆をかぶっているのは誰ですか？その男はガールフレンドを持つことは決してありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Who is wearing a pencil on my head like my stupid friend Jacob? That guy never has a girlfriend.
INTO JAPANESE
私の愚かな友人ヤコブのように私の頭の上に鉛筆をかぶっているのは誰ですか？その男にはガールフレンドがいない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Who is wearing a pencil on my head like my stupid friend Jacob? The man has no girlfriend.
INTO JAPANESE
私の愚かな友人ヤコブのように私の頭の上に鉛筆をかぶっているのは誰ですか？男にはガールフレンドはいません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Who is like my stupid friend Jacob wears a pencil on the top of my head? A man is his girlfriend.
INTO JAPANESE
私の愚かな友人のような人は誰ですか？ジェイコブは私の頭の上に鉛筆をかぶっていますか？男は彼のガールフレンドです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Who is such a stupid friend of mine? Is Jacob wearing a pencil on my head? The man is his girlfriend.
INTO JAPANESE
そんな私の愚かな人は誰ですか？ヤコブは私の頭の上に鉛筆をかぶっていますか？男は彼のガールフレンドです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Who is such a foolish person like that? Is Jacob wearing a pencil on my head? The man is his girlfriend.
INTO JAPANESE
そんな愚かな人は誰ですか？ヤコブは私の頭の上に鉛筆をかぶっていますか？男は彼のガールフレンドです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Who is such a foolish person? Is Jacob wearing a pencil on my head? The man is his girlfriend.
INTO JAPANESE
そんな愚かな人は誰ですか？ヤコブは私の頭の上に鉛筆をかぶっていますか？男は彼のガールフレンドです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Who is such a foolish person? Is Jacob wearing a pencil on my head? The man is his girlfriend.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
