YOU SAID:
who stole the cookie from the proverbial cookie jar, because they have committed a crime against humanity.
INTO JAPANESE
クッキージャーからクッキーを盗んだのは彼らが人道に対する罪を犯したからです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
They stole cookies from cookie jars because they were guilty of crimes against humanity.
INTO JAPANESE
クッキージャーからクッキーを盗んだのは人道に対する罪を犯したからです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He stole the cookies from the cookie jar because he was guilty of crimes against humanity.
INTO JAPANESE
クッキーの瓶からクッキーを盗んだのは人道に対する罪を犯したからだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You stole a cookie from a cookie jar because you committed a crime against humanity.
INTO JAPANESE
クッキージャーからクッキーを盗んだのは人道に対する罪を犯したからだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I stole cookies from cookie jars because I was guilty of crimes against humanity.
INTO JAPANESE
クッキージャーからクッキーを盗んだのは私が人道に対する罪を犯したからだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I stole a cookie from a cookie jar because I was guilty of crimes against humanity.
INTO JAPANESE
クッキージャーからクッキーを盗んだのは私が人道に対する罪を犯したからだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I stole a cookie from a cookie jar because I was guilty of crimes against humanity.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.