YOU SAID:
who needs boys when you have dogs
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは犬がいるときに男の子が必要です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You need a boy while the dog is in
INTO JAPANESE
犬がいる間に少年が必要です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I need a boy while I have a dog
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬がいる間、私は少年が必要です
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium