YOU SAID:
Who even knows? I surely don't, and you most certainly don't either.
INTO JAPANESE
誰でも知っています? か私は確かにありませんし、あなたは最も確かにしないか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Does anyone know? Whether you are most certainly not, and I certainly do not.
INTO JAPANESE
誰か。あなたでは最も確かにないかどうか、私は確かにしないで。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone. You are most surely is not whether or not I do not certainly.
INTO JAPANESE
誰か。あなたはほとんど確かにないかどうか私が行うない確かにです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone. You will almost surely is not whether or not I do not certainly is.
INTO JAPANESE
誰か。あなたがほとんど確かにないかどうか私ではありませんが確かにあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone. You are most definitely is not on whether or not I have indeed.
INTO JAPANESE
誰か。あなたはほとんど間違いなく私が確かに持っているかどうかではないです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone. Not whether or not you are most definitely, I certainly have.
INTO JAPANESE
誰か。ないかどうかあなたではほとんど間違いなく、私は確かにあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone. Whether or not you most definitely, I certainly have.
INTO JAPANESE
誰か。かどうか、ほとんど間違いなく、確かにあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone. Whether or not, Yes, most definitely.
INTO JAPANESE
誰か。かどうか、はい、ほとんど間違いなく。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone. Whether or not, Yes, most definitely.
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