YOU SAID:
who died and made you king? The brown haired chump?
INTO JAPANESE
誰が死んで君を王にした?茶髪のチンピラ?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Who killed you and made you king? A brown-haired dick?
INTO JAPANESE
誰があなたを殺して王にしたの?茶髪のおちんちん?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Who killed you and made you king? A brown-haired dick?
You should move to Japan!