YOU SAID:
Who can you trust, in the middle of the night?
INTO JAPANESE
だれを信用すれば、夜中?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your trust anyone at night?
INTO JAPANESE
あなた誰も信用して夜ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You no credit the evenings?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたも夜のクレジット?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You can credit the evenings?
INTO JAPANESE
夜を信用することができますか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You can credit the evenings?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.