YOU SAID:
Who are you and what have you done with my wife?
INTO JAPANESE
私の妻は、誰が、何あるか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wife, who is what?
INTO JAPANESE
私の妻は何ですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What is my wife?
INTO JAPANESE
私の妻は何ですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What is my wife?
You should move to Japan!