YOU SAID:
who am I am I pizza or underpants
INTO JAPANESE
私は誰私はピザかパンツ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I who I was pizza or pants
INTO JAPANESE
私はピザやズボンができました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I had pizza and pants
INTO JAPANESE
私はピザを持っていたし、ズボン
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I had the pizza and pants
INTO JAPANESE
私はピザとズボンを持っていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I had pizza and pants
INTO JAPANESE
私はピザを持っていたし、ズボン
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I had the pizza and pants
INTO JAPANESE
私はピザとズボンを持っていた
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