YOU SAID:
While she was outside having a pity party, he was trying to figure out what he'd done wrong.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は彼が何を把握しようとしている彼女は同情のパーティー外でしたが、間違っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Say it ain't so!
INTO JAPANESE
間違っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Say it ain't so!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.