YOU SAID:
which one of you bumbling bacon strips stole my cousin?
INTO JAPANESE
私のいとこを盗んだのは、どっちつかずのベーコンストリップですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Is it a stripped bacon strip that stole my cousin?
INTO JAPANESE
それは私のいとこを盗んだ剥奪ベーコンストリップですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Is it a stripped bacon strip that stole my cousin?
That's deep, man.