YOU SAID:
whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends on your frame of reference
INTO JAPANESE
かどうかニワトリが道を渡ったまたは横断道路が鶏、座標系に依存します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road depends on the chicken, and coordinate systems.
INTO JAPANESE
鶏が道路または道路を渡ったかどうかは、鶏と座標系によって異なります。
That didn't even make that much sense in English.