YOU SAID:
Whet are yeh doin in mah sawamp?
INTO JAPANESE
麦はマホメドンの義父ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Is wheat the father of Mohamedon?
INTO JAPANESE
小麦はモハメドンの父ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wheat is Muhammadon's father?
INTO JAPANESE
小麦はムハンマドンの父親ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wheat is Muhammadon's father?
You should move to Japan!