YOU SAID:
Where's my douchebag?
INTO JAPANESE
私の douchebag はどこですか
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Where is the douchebag of the I?
INTO JAPANESE
どこに...
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Where are they?
INTO JAPANESE
どこにいるんだ?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Where are they?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.