YOU SAID:
Where is the toilet I gotta eat some food
INTO JAPANESE
食べ物を食べなきゃトイレはどこ?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Where is the toilet if I have to eat food?
INTO JAPANESE
食べ物を食べなければならない場合、トイレはどこにありますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Where is the toilet if I have to eat food?
That's deep, man.