YOU SAID:
where is my pipe? I don't know. Can you tell me?
INTO JAPANESE
私のパイプはどこ?知りません。教えて頂けますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Where is my pipe? I do not know. can you tell me?
INTO JAPANESE
私のパイプはどこにありますか?私は知らない。教えて頂けますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Where is my pipe? I do not know. can you tell me?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.