YOU SAID:
Where is my coffee man
INTO JAPANESE
私のコーヒーの人であります。
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There in my coffee.
INTO JAPANESE
私はコーヒーであります。
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I was in coffee.
INTO JAPANESE
コーヒーだった
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Coffee was
INTO JAPANESE
コーヒー
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Coffee
INTO JAPANESE
コーヒー
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Coffee
Come on, you can do better than that.