YOU SAID:
Where cobwebs are plenty, kisses are scarce
INTO JAPANESE
蜘蛛の巣がたくさんあるところでは、キスはほとんどありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Where there are many cobwebs, there are few kisses
INTO JAPANESE
蜘蛛の巣がたくさんあるところには、キスはほとんどありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Where there are many cobwebs, there are few kisses
That didn't even make that much sense in English.