YOU SAID:
Where are my very, very new pants, father?
INTO JAPANESE
非常に、非常に新しいズボンがある父?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My father is very, very new trousers?
INTO JAPANESE
私の父は非常に、非常に新しいズボンですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My father is very, very new trousers?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.