YOU SAID:
Where are my very new pants, father?
INTO JAPANESE
私の非常に新しいズボンがある父?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My father is my very new trousers?
INTO JAPANESE
私の父は、私の非常に新しいズボンですか。
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My father is a very new in my pants?
INTO JAPANESE
私の父は、私のズボンに非常に新しいですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My father is in my pants is very new.
INTO JAPANESE
私の父は、私のズボンは非常に新しい。
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My father, my pants were very new.
INTO JAPANESE
私の父は、私のズボンが非常に新しかった。
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My father, my pants were very new.
Come on, you can do better than that.