YOU SAID:
Where am I and why are there strawberries on my face?
INTO JAPANESE
私は、私の顔にイチゴがある理由はどこにいますか
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I have strawberries on my face where are?
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の顔にイチゴがある場所は?
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I place the strawberries on my face?
INTO JAPANESE
私の顔にイチゴを置きますか。
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Place the strawberries on my face?
INTO JAPANESE
私の顔にイチゴを置きますか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Place the strawberries on my face?
Come on, you can do better than that.