YOU SAID:
Where Alice saltines were crackin lackin
INTO JAPANESE
アリス saltines が lackin をひび
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Crack a lackin Alice saltines
INTO JAPANESE
Lackin アリス saltines をクラックします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Crack a Lackin Alice saltines.
INTO JAPANESE
Lackin アリス saltines を亀裂します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Crack a Lackin Alice saltines.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.