YOU SAID:
whenever you eat a bagel everything shrinks
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すべてが縮小、ベーグルを食べるたびに
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Each time reduces everything, eat bagels
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たびにすべてが減少、ベーグルを食べる
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Eat a bagel, have all decreased every
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すべてがある、ベーグルを食べる減少すべて
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All reduced eating bagels, everything
INTO JAPANESE
すべて減少、ベーグルを食べるすべて
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All reduced, all eat bagels
INTO JAPANESE
すべて減少、ベーグルを食べるすべて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
All reduced, all eat bagels
That didn't even make that much sense in English.