YOU SAID:

Whenever I do something I ask myself would an idiot do that? If the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.

INTO JAPANESE

何かを行うたびに私は自問自答、白痴はそれを行うだろうか。答えが yes の場合その事はしません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ask what to do each time the idiot do it? Answer yes if it does.

INTO JAPANESE

白痴がそれを行うたびに行うものですか場合は yes と答えます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Idiot do it every time you do something is if you say yes.

INTO JAPANESE

何かを行うたびに、それはあなたが yes は白痴か。

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Whenever you do something that you yes that idiot?

INTO JAPANESE

何かするたびに、その白痴をはい?

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Whenever you do something that idiot, Yes?

INTO JAPANESE

行うときに何かその白痴はい?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When that idiot or something Yes?

INTO JAPANESE

ときその白痴か何かはい?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When that idiot or something Yes?