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when your bed is infested with bedbugs but you have a deep conversation wiht them and find out they're just misunderstood and they're actually the inventors of lullabies so you decide to take a small sample of roughly forty three of them and train them to sing human words and eventually they sound good enough for you to take them on singing competitions rivaling even the likes of alvin and the chipmunks

INTO JAPANESE

ベッドにトコジラミが大量発生しているのに、彼らとじっくり話をすると、彼らは誤解されているだけで、実は子守唄の発明者だと分かるので、43匹ほどのトコジラミをサンプルとして選び、人間の言葉を歌えるように訓練することにしました。そして、最終的に、彼らの歌声は十分に良くなり、歌のコンテストに出場できるようになりました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He had a bed bug infestation, but after talking to them he discovered they were misunderstood and were in fact the inventors of lullabies, so he decided to take about 43 bed bugs as a sample and train them to sing human words.

INTO JAPANESE

彼はトコジラミに悩まされていたが、彼らと話をしたところ、彼らは誤解されており、実は子守唄の発明者であることがわかった。そこで彼は、約 43 匹のトコジラミをサンプルとして採取し、人間の言葉を歌うように訓練することにした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He was plagued by bedbugs, but after talking to them he discovered they were misunderstood and were in fact the inventors of lullabies, so he decided to take a sample of around 43 bedbugs and train them to sing human words.

INTO JAPANESE

彼はトコジラミに悩まされていたが、トコジラミと話をしてみると、トコジラミは誤解されており、実は子守唄の発明者であることがわかった。そこで彼は、約43匹のトコジラミをサンプルとして採取し、人間の言葉を歌うように訓練することにした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He was plagued by bedbugs, but after talking to them he discovered that they were misunderstood and were in fact the inventors of lullabies, so he decided to take a sample of about 43 bedbugs and train them to sing human words.

INTO JAPANESE

彼はトコジラミに悩まされていたが、トコジラミと話をしてみると、トコジラミは誤解されており、実は子守唄の発明者であることがわかった。そこで彼は、約 43 匹のトコジラミをサンプルとして採取し、人間の言葉を歌うように訓練することにした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He was plagued by bedbugs, but after talking to them he discovered that they were misunderstood and were in fact the inventors of lullabies, so he decided to take a sample of about 43 bedbugs and train them to sing human words.