YOU SAID:
When you say Konnichiwa it doesn't work it just SAYS it
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはそれが動作しないと言うとき、それはちょうどそれを言う
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When I say hi it does not work, it just says it
INTO JAPANESE
私が言うときこんにちは動作しません、それはちょうどそれを言う
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It just says it does not work when I say hello,
INTO JAPANESE
それはちょうど私はこんにちと言うとき、それは動作しませんを言う
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It does not work when it is just so I and say, say
INTO JAPANESE
それは私がちょうどそうであるときには機能しませんし、言います
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It does not work and says when I am just right
INTO JAPANESE
それは動作しませんと私はちょうど良いときに言う
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It will not work and I say just when it's fine
INTO JAPANESE
それは動作しません、私はちょうどいいときに言う
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It will not work, I say when it is right
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それは動作しません、私はそれが正しいときに言う
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It will not work, I will say it when it's right
INTO JAPANESE
それは動作しません、私はそれが正しいときにそれを言うだろう
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It will not work, I will say it when it's right
You should move to Japan!