YOU SAID:

when you pee and then your mom cries because your an epic failure and im going to his house next week to kiss the floor

INTO JAPANESE

あなたがおしっこをすると、あなたのお母さんはあなたが壮大な失敗だと私は床にキスするために来週彼の家に行くので泣く

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When you pee, your mom cries because you're a grand failure and I'm going to his house next week to kiss the floor

INTO JAPANESE

あなたがおしっこをするとき、あなたのお母さんはあなたが大きな失敗者なので泣きます、そして、私は来週彼の家に行って床にキスするつもりです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When you pee, your mom cries because you're a big failure, and I'm going to go to his house next week and kiss him on the floor

INTO JAPANESE

あなたがおしっこをすると、あなたのお母さんはあなたが大きな失敗だから泣きます、そして私は来週彼の家に行き、床にキスするつもりです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When you pee, your mom cries because you're a big failure, and I'm going to go to his house next week and kiss him on the floor