YOU SAID:
when you pee and then your mom cries because your an epic failure and im going to his house next week to kiss the floor
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがおしっこをすると、あなたのお母さんはあなたが壮大な失敗だと私は床にキスするために来週彼の家に行くので泣く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you pee, your mom cries because you're a grand failure and I'm going to his house next week to kiss the floor
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがおしっこをするとき、あなたのお母さんはあなたが大きな失敗者なので泣きます、そして、私は来週彼の家に行って床にキスするつもりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you pee, your mom cries because you're a big failure, and I'm going to go to his house next week and kiss him on the floor
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがおしっこをすると、あなたのお母さんはあなたが大きな失敗だから泣きます、そして私は来週彼の家に行き、床にキスするつもりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you pee, your mom cries because you're a big failure, and I'm going to go to his house next week and kiss him on the floor
Well done, yes, well done!
