YOU SAID:

when you kick a baby it always lands in a blender

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あなたが赤ちゃんを蹴るとき、それは常にブレンダーに着陸します

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It always lands on the blender when you kick the baby

INTO JAPANESE

赤ちゃんを蹴ると常にブレンダーに着地します

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Whenever you kick your baby, it will land on the blender

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが赤ちゃんを蹴るときはいつでも、それはブレンダーに着陸します

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Whenever you kick your baby, it lands on the blender

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが赤ちゃんを蹴るときはいつでも、それはブレンダーに着陸します

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Whenever you kick your baby, it lands on the blender