YOU SAID:
when you have 3896 pieces of apple and strawberry pies in your backyard you should call a therapist to tell them to call a doctor before you have a heart attack with their mother who is a type two diabetic who lives apples, strawberries, and pies
INTO JAPANESE
裏庭に3896個のリンゴとイチゴのパイがあるときは、セラピストに電話して、リンゴ、イチゴ、パイを飼っている2型糖尿病患者である母親と一緒に心臓発作を起こす前に医者に電話するように言うべきです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you have 3896 apples and strawberry pies in your backyard, you should call your therapist and tell them to call your doctor before you have a heart attack with your mother, who is a type 2 diabetic who keeps apples, strawberries and pies
INTO JAPANESE
裏庭に3896個のリンゴとイチゴパイがある場合は、セラピストに電話して、リンゴ、イチゴ、パイを飼っている2型糖尿病患者である母親と心臓発作を起こす前に医師に電話するように伝えてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you have 3896 apples and strawberry pies in your backyard, call your therapist and tell them to call your doctor before you have a heart attack with your mother, who is a type 2 diabetic who keeps apples, strawberries and pies.
INTO JAPANESE
裏庭に3896個のリンゴとイチゴパイがある場合は、セラピストに電話して、リンゴ、イチゴ、パイを飼っている2型糖尿病患者である母親と心臓発作を起こす前に医師に電話するように伝えてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you have 3896 apples and strawberry pies in your backyard, call your therapist and tell them to call your doctor before you have a heart attack with your mother, who is a type 2 diabetic who keeps apples, strawberries and pies.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.