YOU SAID:
when you eat tacos after 9 you have to sleep on a cow.
INTO JAPANESE
9時以降にタコスを食べるときは、牛の上で寝なければなりません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you eat tacos after 9 o'clock, you have to sleep on the cow.
INTO JAPANESE
9時以降にタコスを食べると、牛の上で寝なければなりません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you eat tacos after 9 o'clock, you have to sleep on the cow.
Come on, you can do better than that.