YOU SAID:
when you break into an abandoned house to smoke weed and find a live tiger instead
INTO JAPANESE
放棄された家に侵入して雑草を吸って代わりに生のトラを見つけた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I invaded the abandoned house and sucked weeds and found a raw tiger instead
INTO JAPANESE
私は廃屋に侵入し、雑草を吸い、代わりに生のトラを見つけました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I invaded the abandoned house, sucked up weeds and found a raw tiger instead.
INTO JAPANESE
私は廃屋に侵入し、雑草を吸い取り、代わりに生のトラを見つけました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I invaded the abandoned house, sucked up the weeds and found a raw tiger instead.
INTO JAPANESE
私は廃屋に侵入し、雑草を吸い上げ、代わりに生のトラを見つけました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I invaded the abandoned house, sucked up the weeds and found a raw tiger instead.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.