YOU SAID:
When you are a Taco you are an Octopus
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがタコであるとき、あなたはタコです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you are a octopus, you are the octopus
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがタコである場合、あなたはタコです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you are a octopus, you are the octopus
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがタコであれば、あなたはタコです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you are a octopus, you are the octopus
You've done this before, haven't you.