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When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!

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いつ学べるの？人生の問題の答えはボトルの底ではなく、テレビに映っているのです！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When can I learn? The answer to my life's problems is not on the bottom of the bottle, but on TV!

INTO JAPANESE

いつ学べるの？私の人生の問題の答えはボトルの底ではなく、テレビにあります！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When can I learn? The answer to my life's problems is not on the bottom of the bottle, but on TV!