YOU SAID:
when wife gives you melons don't get mad
INTO JAPANESE
妻がメロンをくれても怒らないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't be angry if your wife gives you a melon.
INTO JAPANESE
奥さんがメロンをくれても怒らないでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't be angry if your wife gives you a melon.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.