YOU SAID:
When the zombies arrive quickly fax judge pat
INTO JAPANESE
ゾンビがすぐに到着したら、ファクスジャッジパット
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the zombies arrive immediately, fax judge putt
INTO JAPANESE
ゾンビがすぐに到着した場合は、ファクスジャッジパット
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the zombies arrive immediately, fax judge putt
That didn't even make that much sense in English.