YOU SAID:

When the toilet left my house it accidentally farted in my toes and my dog ate a goat on the side of the road and the road giggled cutely when i farted

INTO JAPANESE

トイレが家から出たとき、誤って私のつま先でおならをしてしまい、私の犬が道路脇のヤギを食べてしまい、私がおならをしたときに道路が可愛く笑いました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When the potty came out of the house I accidentally farted on my toe and my dog ate a goat on the side of the road and the road laughed cutely when I farted.

INTO JAPANESE

トイレが家から出てきたとき、私は誤ってつま先でおならをしてしまい、私の犬が道路脇のヤギを食べてしまい、私がおならをしたときに道がかわいらしく笑いました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When the potty came out of the house I accidentally farted on my toe and my dog ate a goat on the side of the road and the road laughed cutely when I farted.