YOU SAID:
When the toilet left my house it accidentally farted in my toes and my dog ate a goat on the side of the road and the road giggled cutely when i farted
INTO JAPANESE
トイレが家から出たとき、誤って私のつま先でおならをしてしまい、私の犬が道路脇のヤギを食べてしまい、私がおならをしたときに道路が可愛く笑いました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the potty came out of the house I accidentally farted on my toe and my dog ate a goat on the side of the road and the road laughed cutely when I farted.
INTO JAPANESE
トイレが家から出てきたとき、私は誤ってつま先でおならをしてしまい、私の犬が道路脇のヤギを食べてしまい、私がおならをしたときに道がかわいらしく笑いました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the potty came out of the house I accidentally farted on my toe and my dog ate a goat on the side of the road and the road laughed cutely when I farted.
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