YOU SAID:
when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
INTO JAPANESE
雲行きが怪しくなると 決まって入院するんだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the going gets rough he always checks into the hospital
INTO JAPANESE
雲行きが怪しくなると 決まって入院するんだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the going gets rough he always checks into the hospital
That didn't even make that much sense in English.