YOU SAID:
when the going gets weird, the weird get going
INTO JAPANESE
状況がおかしくなると、おかしなことが起こります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When things go wrong, things go wrong
INTO JAPANESE
物事がうまくいかないとき、物事はうまくいかない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When things go wrong, things go wrong
You should move to Japan!