YOU SAID:
When the donkey was eating my plants, I decided to kick it.
INTO JAPANESE
ロバが私の植物を食べているとき、私はそれを蹴ることにしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the ass is eating my plants, I decided to kick it.
INTO JAPANESE
お尻が私の植物を食べているとき、私はそれを蹴ることに決めました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I decided to kick it when my ass was eating my plants.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のお尻が私の植物を食べていたときにそれを蹴ることに決めました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I decided to kick it when my ass was eating my plants
INTO JAPANESE
私のお尻が私の植物を食べていたときに、
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When my ass was eating my plants,
INTO JAPANESE
私のお尻が私の植物を食べていたとき、
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When my ass was eating my plant,
INTO JAPANESE
私のお尻が私の植物を食べていたとき、
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When my ass was eating my plant,
That didn't even make that much sense in English.